Log in

No account? Create an account

Me, Myself and CRAZY !!!

~~~ love me tender & lick me to death ~~~ confession of a desperate housewife

Previous Entry Share Next Entry

My tweets

  • Sat, 13:25: “@UnusuaI_Facts: The chance that you will die on the way to buy your lottery ticket is greater than the chance of you winning the big prize
  • Sat, 13:31: Feel sorry for my madre. People sometimes don't think how big of a house they have. Rely on servants &get fucked when they are not available
  • Sat, 17:23: The joy of Okra! It's yum!
  • Sat, 18:39: RT @FatPaddler: Fuck it, let's just invade New Zealand, turn them into the 7th State and make the ABs wear Wallaby jerseys from now on....
  • Sat, 18:43: My wallabies literally got freaking squashed!
  • Sun, 08:52: RT @UnusuaI_Facts: Super Mario wears a hat because his creator, Shigeru Miyamoto, couldn't draw hair