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Me, Myself and CRAZY !!!

~~~ love me tender & lick me to death ~~~ confession of a desperate housewife

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boys are stupid

How I met my best friend

Location; Brig, Switzerland.
Dinning room

SM: I always make a girl come when I have sex
Other: really?
SM: Of course
Other: wow (looking at SM with slight adoration)
SM: If possible more than once. And as a gentleman, I let her come first

Me: Seriously.. You are a chauvinist pig!
SM: what?! What did you call me?
Me: Chauvinist pig!
SM: I am not lying and no one ever call me that!!
Me: Well, there is a first time for everything
SM: I am not lying
Me: Oh c'mon dude (looking at him with exasperation - Chucking my fork to my plate)
SM: Yeah? (looking at me like I am crazy)
Me: Women fake it! It's like dude...MOVE OVER! I am done

---- Extreme silent -----

People are looking at us...

SM: What's your name? I am S.M
Me: Nova. Nice to meet you. You pig (with a friendly smile)
SM: Nice to meet you my friend. I think we will be good friends. But you just crush my ego.
Me: Oh well.. Smoko?
SM: lets!